[00:00.000] 作词 : Daniel Rehn/Edward af Sillen
[00:00.032] 作曲 : Fredrik Kempe
[00:00.65] Step 1! Get everyone's attention.
[00:04.65] A powerful, majestic start.
[00:06.65] Maybe a battle horn of some kind?
[00:11.65] Step 2! Drums!
[00:14.65] There has to be drums!
[00:16.65] It doesn't hurt if the drums are played by gorgeous topless men.
[00:18.65] It's proven very efficient throughout the years.
[00:21.65] But, please feel free to try other alternatives.
[00:25.65] It's proven very helpful to go the exact opposite way.
[00:28.65] Use a grandmother!
[00:32.65] Step 3!
[00:33.65] Show the viewers your country's ethnic background
[00:35.65] by using an old traditional folklore instrument that no-one's heard of before
[00:40.65] No, no - in this case,
[00:43.65] it's proven much more efficient to not use a young model.
[00:45.65] Go with an old man instead.
[00:47.65] A beard helps!
[00:49.65] This instrument is called a Swedish kvinnaböske -
[00:53.65] a small roundish piece from the horn family,
[00:56.65] inherited from the Vikings.
[00:57.65] Just make something up. No-one will know!
[01:00.65] Step 4!
[01:01.65] In Eurovision, nothing says winner like a violin.
[01:04.65] Trust us - bring a violin
[01:13.65] Step 5!
[01:14.65] The violin, the drums and the kvinnaböske might make it all feel a little bit old fashioned,
[01:19.65] but this can easily be fixed by adding a DJ
[01:22.65] who pretends to scratch.
[01:24.65] In real life of course, this is thirty years old but in Eurovision,
[01:28.65] it will give your number a contemporary feel
[01:31.65] Step 6 - costumes!
[01:32.65] You need to look memorable,
[01:34.65] something that the viewers will notice.
[01:39.65] Oh! Perfect!
[01:40.65] Step 7! The song.
[01:43.65] Everything else might be important,
[01:45.65] but the song is essential.
[01:46.65] Let it be about something everyone can connect to.
[01:49.65] Love works. Peace is also a popular way to go
[01:53.65] Yes, peace is good.
[01:55.65] ABBA actually won the competition with a song about war with Waterloo,
[01:58.65] but this is not something we recommend
[02:00.65] Now when you have everything you need
[02:02.65] and the pieces are gathered -
[02:04.65] go for it and don't look back!
[02:09.65] Let the song begin with passion
[02:11.65] Let the wind begin to blow
[02:13.65] You can break the rules of fashion
[02:15.65] And your chance to win shall grow
[02:18.65] Look into the TV camera
[02:20.65] So the audience can see
[02:22.65] That you're lovable - not desperate
[02:24.65] Smile and they will vote for me
[02:27.65] Fill the stage with light
[02:29.65] As dancers will join us
[02:31.65] The expectations grow
[02:33.65] It's time for the chorus
[02:38.65] Love love peace peace
[02:40.65] Old women baking bread
[02:43.65] Peace peace love love
[02:45.65] And a man in a hamster wheel
[02:47.65] Love peace peace love
[02:49.65] Make it unforgettable
[02:52.65] You will be the best
[02:56.65] And win the Eurovision Song Contest
[03:03.65] Now we'll go down a notch
[03:05.65] Our hands will touch
[03:07.65] Pretending we're in love
[03:11.65] It's you and me and when we change the key
[03:16.65] We'll give the world a show
[03:22.65] It begins to snow
[03:27.65] Love love peace peace
[03:30.65] And a burning fake piano
[03:32.65] Peace peace love love
[03:34.65] And a Russian man on skates
[03:36.65] Love peace peace love
[03:38.65] It'll be incredible
[03:40.65] You will be the best
[03:54.65] Love love peace peace
[03:57.65] Party for everybody!
[03:59.65] Peace peace love love
[04:01.65] More tricks in a hamster wheel
[04:04.65] Love peace peace love
[04:06.65] And we can guarantee
[04:08.65] That you will be the best
[04:12.65] And win the Eurovision Song Contest
[04:19.65] And win the Eurovision Song Contest