[00:02.000]Who cares if you're Jewish and your breath smells of garlic
[00:06.500]And your nose is a shiny red light
[00:11.000]To me you are gorgeous and everything's right
[00:15.000]When I turn off the living room light
[00:19.000]Your clothes are old-fashioned, your knuckles are bony
[00:24.000]Your hair looks a terrible sight
[00:28.000]But I don't have to see you, the way that you are
[00:32.000]When I turn off the living room light
[00:36.000]When I turn off the living room light
[00:41.000]I don't have to see you, the way that you are
[00:44.500]When I turn off the living room light
[00:49.000]Well it's not that you are ugly and I'm not being cruel
[00:57.000]It helps me to relax, dear, it helps to keep me cool
[01:05.000]Now I am not intending to make you feel ashamed
[01:13.000]What's wrong in me pretending? 'Cause you can't help being plain
[01:22.000]Your nose may be bulbous, your face may be spotty
[01:26.800]Your skin may be wrinkled and tight
[01:31.000]But I don't want to see you, the way that you are
[01:35.000]So I turn off the living room light
[01:40.000]We don't feel so ugly, we don't feel so draggy
[01:44.000]We don't feel so twisted up tight
[01:48.000]And we don't feel as ugly as we really are
[01:52.000]When we turn off the living room light
[01:56.000]When we turn off the living room light
[02:01.000]We don't feel as ugly as we really are
[02:05.000]When we turn off the living room light
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