[00:01.86]Who cares if you're Jewish
[00:03.71]And your breath smells of garlic
[00:06.02]And your nose is a shiny red light
[00:10.38]To me you are gorgeous
[00:12.50]And everything's right
[00:14.32]When I turn off the living room light
[00:17.80]
[00:18.38]Your clothes are old-fashioned
[00:20.69]Your knuckles are bony
[00:22.21]
[00:22.73]Your hair looks a terrible sight
[00:26.48]But I don't have to see you
[00:28.71]The way that you are
[00:30.00]
[00:30.57]When I turn off the living room light
[00:34.46]When I turn off the living room light
[00:39.02]I don't have to see you
[00:41.15]The way that you are
[00:42.76]When I turn off the living room light
[00:46.78]Well it's not that you are ugly
[00:49.80]
[00:51.32]And I'm not being cruel
[00:54.06]
[00:55.39]It helps me to relax  dear
[00:58.31]
[00:59.43]It helps to keep me cool
[01:02.85]Now I am not intending
[01:05.99]
[01:07.55]To make you feel ashamed
[01:10.27]
[01:11.11]What's wrong in me pretending
[01:14.29]
[01:15.38]'Cause you can't help being plain
[01:18.54]
[01:19.60]Your nose may be bulbous
[01:21.67]Your face may be spotty
[01:23.31]
[01:23.82]Your skin may be wrinkled and tight
[01:27.16]
[01:27.69]But I don't want to see you
[01:30.07]The way that you are
[01:31.85]So I turn off the living room light
[01:35.25]
[01:36.32]We don't feel so ugly
[01:38.16]We don't feel so draggy
[01:39.85]
[01:40.42]We don't feel so twisted up tight
[01:44.26]And we don't feel
[01:45.58]As ugly as we really are
[01:48.39]When we turn off the living room light
[01:52.24]When we turn off the living room light
[01:57.01]We don't feel as ugly as we really are
[02:00.15]
[02:00.90]When we turn off the living room light