[00:00.000] 作词 : 游淼
[00:01.000] 作曲 : 游淼
[00:03.16]白：
[00:03.72]麻将同志麻将同志
[00:05.65]在不在在不在
[00:06.87]麻将同志听到请回话（来了）
[00:10.15]麻将麻将（诶在，在）
[00:12.94]麻将麻将（来了）
[00:15.12]麻将来了！
[00:17.73]隔壁王孃孃吃过晚饭
[00:21.38]散步碰到做微商的李二娃
[00:25.08]二娃拿着手机在稀里哗啦
[00:28.90]一看原来是在打麻神争霸
[00:32.56]王孃孃手气是顶呱呱
[00:36.41]点炮她从来不胡自摸逮三家
[00:40.17]对门的张老者盘盘都遭她抓
[00:43.97]磨皮燥痒脑壳抠成大冬瓜
[00:47.64]麻将 来了
[00:49.51]单吊不哭
[00:51.34]麻将 来了
[00:53.29]头炮有福
[00:55.16]麻将 来了
[00:56.89]麻将 来了
[00:58.59]麻将麻将麻将麻将麻将来了！
[01:02.65]麻将门道多
[01:06.36]上碰下自摸
[01:10.07]一百零八将
[01:13.81]个个要思索
[01:17.57]牌从眼前过
[01:21.41]计在心中锁
[01:25.10]参透其中意
[01:28.85]胜负皆因果
[01:32.89]
[01:32.79]白：
[01:34.34]麻神争霸
[01:37.46]号令天下
[01:40.22]群雄并起
[01:48.33]
[01:42.96]首战川渝
[01:46.80]
[02:02.70]走远了
[02:05.55]走远了
[02:11.46]下叫都下不到了
[02:17.79]起手就原缺等一进一叫
[02:21.46]还带四个九筒准备杠上花
[02:25.15]生张也不扣 熟张随便打
[02:28.94]叫个自摸清一色麻神来啦
[02:32.70]哪晓得全是高手都不差
[02:36.58]三家收筒子整死都不打
[02:40.13]王孃孃心一横 把九筒杠下
[02:43.73]哦呵！杠上一炮三响提前回了家
[02:47.67]麻将 来了
[02:49.48]单吊不哭
[02:51.37]麻将 来了
[02:53.08]头炮有福
[02:55.18]麻将 来了
[02:56.47]麻将 来了
[02:57.26]麻将麻将麻将麻将麻将来了！
[03:02.63]麻将门道多
[03:06.36]上碰下自摸
[03:10.10]一百零八将
[03:13.88]个个要思索
[03:17.57]牌从眼前过
[03:21.35]计在心中锁
[03:25.08]参透其中意
[03:28.79]胜负皆因果
[03:32.63]麻将 来了
[03:34.55]麻将 来了
[03:36.44]麻将 来了
[03:38.23]麻将 来了
[03:39.94]麻将来了！