Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite! (Speech From Before Take 1 / Take 4 And Speech At End)
For the benefit of Mr. Kite,

Iced water

OK man, let’s go at the time

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For the benefit of Mr. Kite

There will be a show tonight on trampoline

The Hendersons will all be there

Late of Pablo Fanque's Fair, what a scene!

Over men and horses, hoops and garters
Lastly through a hogshead of real fire!

In this way Mr. K will challenge the world!

The celebrated Mr. K performs his feat on Saturday at Bishopsgate

The Hendersons will dance and sing

As Mr.Kite flies through the ring

Don't be late

Messrs.K and H. assure the public
Their production will be second to none

And of course, Henry the Horse dances the waltz!

La la la la la la la la la la la

The band begins at ten to six

When Mr.Kite performs his tricks without a sound

And Mr. H. will demonstrate

Ten somersets he'll undertake on solid ground

Having been some days in preparation

A splendid time is guaranteed for all

And tonight Mr.Kite is topping the bill

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Dang, two three four

It is that one

You didn’t shut it off, John, just...

Well I know.

You can take it, have a try

You hear it, yeah?

I mean be on a bit of bass

Well we have a mess on by the more, ya know

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