[00:00.60]Anywhere I go, I'm gonna take you with me
[00:04.22]Pennsylvania, Arkansas, Texas, and Kentucky
[00:07.98]Buy a little trailer big enough for just you and me
[00:11.75]Stay up watching Golden Girls and I Love Lucy
[00:15.47]Cuddling in bed, I kiss and rub your belly
[00:19.13]Listen to you snort and wheeze, whine in your sleep
[00:22.86]Greeted with wet kisses in the early morning
[00:26.46]Always fall asleep to the song of your snoring
[00:30.22]And I don't know what I did
[00:33.06]Before the day I met you
[00:37.31]And I don't know what I'd do
[00:40.76]If I ever lost you
[00:45.70]Anywhere you go is the place I'll call my home
[00:49.26]Painting welcome signs and growing flowers in the lawn
[00:52.92]Eating junk and watching trash 'til the break of the dawn
[00:56.58]A gentleman you are, always take me on long walks
[01:00.13]A great big appetite, I like men who know how to eat
[01:03.69]Slurping the same noodle when we share spaghetti
[01:07.25]Eating peanut butter, dip the spoons in the jar
[01:10.80]Buy a box of donuts glazed in icing sugar
[01:14.36]And I don't know what I did
[01:17.11]Before the day I met you
[01:21.18]And I don't know what I'd do
[01:24.43]If I ever lost you
[01:29.05]You're the lumpiest, squishiest, fattest little thing
[01:32.90]You're the sweetest little guy, my double-chinned baby
[01:36.15]You're the only man I want and the only man I need
[01:39.83]You're the only man I dream of late at night when I sleep
[01:43.34]You're the cutest pug, the kind I spent my whole life dreaming of
[01:52.34]Growing old together in a trailer park so in love