[00:00.972]洪卓立、达哥-副作用之喊出嚟
[00:03.282]词：James Mathus
[00:03.934]改编词：陈咏谦
[00:05.95]曲：James Mathus
[00:08.347]达哥:人类发问往往都係想
[00:10.301]人答心入面嘅答案
[00:12.60]你老细问你今晚有无野做
[00:13.885]可唔可以OT 呀
[00:14.889]你应该答无野做
[00:16.494]都唔OT 呀吹咩
[00:18.653]女友问你喇
[00:20.12]今晚不如食日本野丫
[00:22.304]你应该答好喎
[00:23.877]不过你煮呀
[00:25.331]唔係出去食
[00:26.150]点解你食咁多餐你都唔识煮呀
[00:28.212]呢个道理係我12岁
[00:30.199]看破红尘悟出既大道理
[00:33.934]洪卓立:凌乱布局无人来打扫
[00:38.524]楼下有个潮阳老妇在传道
[00:43.95]新闻报导维持台风信号
[00:47.63]频道转几只小狗扑电兔
[00:51.497]同事说绿茶可送药
[00:56.792]化学界发明血液流著
[01:00.763]光天化日谋财的策略
[01:05.382]杜指正在跳跃
[01:10.398]还未吃掉坟场来的菜
[01:14.543]留在雪柜内继续期待
[01:18.936]我走向露台愈看愈呆
[01:23.492]谁话祷告便有爱
[01:28.231]男或女爽不停封面喜欢色情
[01:32.766]难道我不著衫可脱颖
[01:37.232]多么有用成年人的冷静
[01:40.899]离席了若然没有事情
[01:46.80]随便播著填词人的痛
[01:50.479]门合上眼合上别言重
[01:54.999]副歌太类同愈听愈矇
[01:59.626]各位继续闹哄哄
[02:04.251]达哥:话说有次我唔记得左做功课啦
[02:06.959]老师即刻黑口黑面係到
[02:08.975]问点解唔记得左做功课呀
[02:11.35]你无写手册架咩
[02:13.93]我心谂点咩解呀大佬
[02:15.930]唔记得左重点咩解呀
[02:18.650]大笨象点解去打仗
[02:20.207]打完仗重要食辣椒酱
[02:22.319]小皮球点解会係香蕉油呀
[02:24.781]个波搽左油可以变猛虎射球咩
[02:27.910]点解小明小明小小明下一句
[02:30.817]係上上下下左左右右火车捐山窿呀
[02:33.600]小明关火车咩事呀点解
[02:35.712]依个世界上好多野都无得解架
[02:38.332]洪卓立+达哥:从未发现灵魂如此重
[02:43.381]疲倦了成全我别移动
[02:48.918]终止发育余生发梦
[02:53.479]各位继续闹哄哄
[02:56.454]达哥:呢番话我当然无讲到出口啦
[03:00.615]我拣左ㅡ个可以快趣了结呢件事嘅答案
[03:03.733]Miss 我特登唔做嘅吹咩
[03:07.485]结果老师终于爽快咁记我大过
[03:10.614]然后放我走喇