[00:06.28]达：人类发问往往都系想
[00:08.35]人答心入面嘅答案
[00:09.89]你老细问你今晚有无野做
[00:12.05]可唔可以OT呀
[00:13.37]你应该答无野做
[00:15.11]都唔OT呀吹咩
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[00:17.27]女友问你喇
[00:18.66]今晚不如食日本野丫
[00:20.46]你应该答好啊
[00:21.94]不过你煮呀
[00:23.25]唔系出去食
[00:24.35]点解你食咁多餐你都唔识煮呀
[00:26.80]
[00:26.97]呢个道理系我12岁
[00:29.05]看破红尘悟出既大道理
[00:32.13]洪：凌乱布局无人来打扫
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[00:36.45]楼下有个潮阳老妇在传道
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[00:41.07]新闻报道维持台风信号
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[00:45.68]频道转几只小狗扑电兔
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[00:50.15]同事说绿茶可送药
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[00:54.85]化学界发明血液流着
[00:59.00]光天化日谋财的策略
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[01:03.78]杜指正在跳跃
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[01:08.30]还未吃掉坟场来的菜
[01:12.33]
[01:12.70]留在雪柜内继续期待
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[01:17.24]我走向露台愈看愈呆
[01:21.84]谁话祷告便有爱
[01:26.03]
[01:26.46]男或女爽不停封面喜欢色情
[01:31.06]难道我不着衫可脱颖
[01:35.16]
[01:35.38]多么有用成年人的冷静
[01:39.67]
[01:39.89]离席了若然没有事情
[01:44.07]
[01:44.26]随便播着填词人的痛
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[01:48.78]门合上眼合上别言重
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[01:53.51]副歌太类同愈听愈蒙
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[01:57.96]各位继续闹哄哄
[02:02.69]达：话说有次我唔记得左做功课啦
[02:05.37]老师即刻黑口黑面系到
[02:07.14]问点解唔记得左做功课呀
[02:09.70]你无写手册架咩
[02:11.57]
[02:11.85]我心谂点咩解呀大佬
[02:14.84]
[02:15.02]唔记得左重点咩解呀
[02:17.08]大笨象点解去打仗
[02:18.94]打完仗重要食辣椒酱
[02:21.04]小皮球点解会系香蕉油呀
[02:23.29]个波搽左油可以变猛虎射球咩
[02:26.17]点解小明小明小小明下一句
[02:29.02]系上上下下左左右右火车捐山窿呀
[02:31.99]小明关火车咩事呀点解
[02:34.80]依个世界上好多野都无得解架
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[02:38.05]合：从未发现灵魂如此重
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[02:42.26]疲倦了成全我别移动
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[02:47.03]终止发育余生发梦
[02:51.60]各位继续闹哄哄
[02:56.02]达：呢番话我当然无讲到出口啦
[02:58.96]我拣左个可以快趣
[03:00.52]了结呢件事嘅答案
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[03:02.78]Miss我特登唔做嘅吹咩
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[03:05.99]结果老师终于爽快咁记我大过
[03:08.87]然后放我走喇