[00:00.000] 作词 : 将军/王温鹏
[00:00.000] 作曲 : 王温鹏
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[00:00.99]猪：将军唱一首歌给我们听一下~军中绿花
[00:05.24]将军：歌唱不来，我们没唱过这种歌
[00:07.85]猪：当兵不是都要唱军中绿花的吗？傻儿子，唱一首吧
[00:11.54]将军：唱你的短命鬼，我们没唱过这种歌
[00:13.58]芋头：那你们天天晨练的时候唱的是什么歌
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[01:01.03]猴：大眼 大眼大眼 喂！大眼，炒个芋头吃一下
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