[00:00.000] 作词 : Beastie Boys ...
[00:00.666]Egg Man （Live） -Beastie Boys
[00:01.593]Written by ：Matt Dike/Mike Simpson/John King/Adam Horovitz/Adam Yauch/Michael Diamond
[00:16.925]I looked out the window and seen his bald head
[00:18.767]I ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg
[00:20.798]Scoped him with my scopes he had no hair
[00:22.797]Launched that shot and he was caught out there
[00:24.964]Saw the convertible driving by
[00:26.789]Loaded up the slingshot and let one fly
[00:28.901]He went for his to find he didn't have one
[00:30.948]Put him in check correct with my egg gun
[00:33.317]The egg a symbol of life
[00:35.108]Go inside your house and bust out your wife
[00:37.68]Pulled out the Jammy he thought it was a joke
[00:39.202]The trigger I pulled his face the yoke
[00:41.330]Reached in his pocket took all his cash
[00:43.282]Left my man standing with an egg moustache
[00:45.362]Suckers they come a dime a dozen
[00:47.506]And when I say dozen you know what I'm talking about boyee
[00:51.595]Yeh that's right I'm the egg man
[00:54.605]Driving around king of the town
[00:59.05]Always got my windows rolled down
[01:02.429]You know I'm the egg man
[01:04.580]Once upon a time
[01:06.36]Humpty dumpty was a big fat egg
[01:08.132]He was playing the wall and then he broke his leg
[01:10.236]Tossed it out the window three minutes hot
[01:11.968]Hit the rastaman he said bloodclot
[01:14.176]Which came first the chicken or the egg
[01:16.191]I egged the chicken then I ate his leg
[01:18.320]Riding the trains in between cars
[01:20.336]When I pull out the station you're gonna get yours
[01:22.576]Drive by eggings plaguing la
[01:24.368]Yo they just got my little cousin ese
[01:26.465]Sometimes hard boiled sometimes runny
[01:28.511]It comes from a chicken not a bunny dummy
[01:30.936]People laugh it's no joke
[01:31.912]My name's yauch and I'm throwing the yoke
[01:34.521]Now they got me in a cell but I don't care
[01:36.761]It was then that I caught catching people out there
[01:38.617]Up on the roof in my car
[01:42.371]Up all night I'm pulling through signs like dolomite
[01:47.128]The mack I'm the egg man
[01:50.200]Taxi driver I'm the egg man
[01:55.334]We all dressed in black we snuck up around the back
[01:59.271]We began to attack the eggs did crack on haze's back
[02:03.628]Sam I am down with the program
[02:05.612]Green eggs and ham yosemite sam
[02:07.596]Come halloween you know I come strapped
[02:09.612]I throw it at a sucker k pap
[02:11.613]You made the mistake you judge a man by his race
[02:13.868]You go through life with egg on your face
[02:15.661]You woke up in the morning with a peculiar feeling
[02:17.756]You looked up and saw egg dripping from the ceiling
[02:19.894]Families puck rocks the businessman
[02:21.685]I'll dog anybody with an egg in my hand
[02:23.860]Not like the crack that you put in a pipe
[02:25.830]But crack on your forehead here's a towel now wipe