[00:09.56]All rise for the Honorable Judge Burrell [00:16.03]This court is called to order [00:19.56]These charges are serious [00:21.86]Stand up and face the bench [00:24.75]How do you plead, Sir? How do you plead? [00:29.58]“Guilty as charged,” the Judge decreed [00:32.46]“Stand up and face the bench [00:36.15]I have some words to say to you before we recommence [00:42.91]A list of crimes this serious, I swear I have not seen [00:50.14]In all the years that I have served Her Majesty the Queen [00:55.91] [00:56.66]Arson, murder, blackmail, grand larceny and theft [01:02.78]Drug dealing, human trafficking, I ask the court, what’s left? [01:11.00]Are there words of mitigation, before I pass the sentence? [01:17.17]Anything that you can tell the court to add to your defense?” [01:23.69]I faced the court, thought long and hard before I gave reply [01:31.71]“There’s something that you need to hear, from me before I die [01:37.69]The circumstances of my birth were something short of bliss [01:45.06]I have this from my mother, it was told to me like this… [01:51.34]‘The day that I was born, she said, The Good Lord woke from slumber [01:59.05]Looking ‘round his timber yard, He found He had no lumber [02:04.87]Apart from some old twisted branch, in shadows left to lurk [02:12.65]He pulled it out into the light and set about his work.’ [02:18.37] [02:19.47]She told me that the world should not expect too much of me [02:26.00]When the Good Lord carved my crooked soul, out of a crooked tree [02:32.82]When the Good Lord carved my crooked soul, out of a crooked tree.” [02:40.29]“Stand up and face the bench [02:42.68]I’ve heard all you’ve got to say [02:46.32]That there look on your face says you’re guilty [02:49.60]And now it’s your judgment day.” [02:51.54] [02:53.43]“I’m not asking for forgiveness [02:56.27]I’m not proud of what I’ve done [02:59.56]I did the things I had to do, like any other mother’s son [03:07.48]None of us are perfect, so remember what you see [03:14.01]When the Good lord carved this crooked soul, out of a crooked tree [03:20.68]When the Good Lord carved this crooked soul, out of a crooked tree.”