Cooky Puss
The ******t with this ******
Yo I said 
I'm calling you 
BYo B it's the phone
Yo B"May I help you?""Yes what's your name?""Hello?""Hello man you got Cookypuss's number?""Here's my supervisor, he'll help you""Yo man, where's the supervisor at?I, I got the number anyway babyThat ****** hang up on me"
These ****** crumbs are making me itch
Ah Cookypuss, hey 
Ah Cookypuss
Maybe I should scratch
Aaa, B E A 
S T I E go"My real name is""My real name is""My sisters name was"
ScratchCookypuss, cook, cook, cook, scratch, scratch
Oh,cook, cook, cook, cook oh cookypuss"And my mother got to call us for dinner""Yo, yo, yo"
Cookypuss, ****** crumbs, what are ****** crumbs?"Take me home and eat me, yeah"
******, I'll ******' kick your ass ******"Hello, Carvel?""Yo man Cookypuss there?""Who?""Cookypuss, I want to speak to Cookypuss man""No, Nobody here by that name""A Cooky or Puss then, Cookychic""Anybody man, I want to speak to them""There not here""I said where's Cookypuss at?"
Yo, I'm serious, 
I wanna talk to, yo man""
Cookypuss, alright let, let me order one then, let me get one""
When do you want it for?""
Anytime man, just like now ******t, you know, that ******t now""
I'm talkin' now 
B, damn ****** hang up, 
I'll kick your ass ******"Yo yo yoYo yo yoBeastie Boys rockBeastie Boys