I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts
 作词 : F. Heatherton
 作曲 : F. Heatherton
 Down at an English fair
 One evening I was there
 When I heard a showman shouting underneath the flare
 Oh I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
 There they are, all standing in a row
 Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
 Give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist
 That's what the showman said
 I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
 Every ball you throw will make me rich
 There stands me wife, the idol of me life
 Singing roll up, bowl a ball, a penny a pitch
 Singing roll up, bowl a ball, a penny a pitch
 Singing roll up, bowl a ball, a penny a pitch
 Roll up, bowl a ball, roll up bowl a ball
 Singing roll up, bowl a ball, a penny a pitch
 I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
 (They're lovely)
 There they are all standing in a row
 (One, two, three, four)
 Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
 (And bigger)
 Give 'em a twist a flick of the wrist
 That's what the showman said
 Now I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
 Every ball you throw will make me rich
 There stands me wife, the idol of me life
 Singing roll up bowl or ball a penny a pitch
 (All together now)
 Singing Roll up bowl a ball, a penny a pitch
 (Harmony)
 Singing roll up, bowl a ball, a penny a pitch
 Roll up, bowl a ball, roll up bowl or ball
 Singing roll up, bowl a ball, a penny a pitch