[00:00.000] 作词 : Lola Jean Dillon/L.E. White
[00:00.805] 作曲 : Lola Jean Dillon/L.E. White
[00:01.610] 制作人 : Cyndi Lauper/Tony Brown
[00:02.415] 电吉他 : Vince Gill/Tom Bukovac/Kenny Greenburg
[00:03.220] 钢琴 : Tony Brown/Steve Nathan
[00:04.025] 音频助理 : Michael Stankiewicz/Brandon Schexnayder/Seth Morton
[00:04.830] 混音师 : William Wittman
[00:05.635] 贝斯 : Willie Weeks/Jimmie Lee Sloas
[00:06.440] 吉他 : Dan Dugmore
[00:07.245] 监制 : Lisa Barbaris/Seymour Stein
[00:08.050] 制作 : Amy Garges
[00:08.855] 和声 : Elaine Caswell/Perry Coleman/Kim Keyes/Neal Coomer
[00:09.660] 爱尔兰提琴 : Aubrey Haynie
[00:10.465] 手风琴 : Jeff Taylor
[00:11.270] 鼓 : Chad Cromwell/Greg Morrow
[00:12.075] 木吉他 : Vince Gill/Bryan Sutton/Kenny Greenberg/Tom Bukovac
[00:12.880] 母带工程师 : Ryan Smith
[00:13.685] 主人声 : Cyndi Lauper
[00:14.498]You're the reason I'm riding around on recapped tyres
[00:19.803]And you're the reason I'm hanging our clothes outside on wires
[00:25.598]You're the reason our kids are ugly, little darling
[00:31.080]But looks ain't everything
[00:33.926]And money ain't everything
[00:37.011]But I love you just the same
[00:44.132]You're the reason I changed from beer to soda pop
[00:49.720]And you're the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop
[00:55.274]You're the reason our kids are ugly, little darling
[01:01.151]But looks ain't everything
[01:03.792]And money ain't everything
[01:06.906]But I love you just the same
[01:14.530]I guess that we won't ever have everything we need
[01:20.121]'Cause when we get ahead, it's got another mouth to feed
[01:23.187]And that's the reason my good looks and my figure is gone
[01:32.777]And that's the reason I ain't got no hair to comb
[01:38.224]And you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darling
[01:43.913]But looks ain't everything
[01:46.683]And money ain't everything
[01:49.534]But I love you just the same
[02:08.558]And that's the reason my good looks and my figure is gone
[02:13.797]And the reason I ain't got no hair to comb
[02:19.509]And you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darling
[02:24.973]But looks ain't everything
[02:27.921]And money ain't everything
[02:30.860]But I love you just the same
[02:38.139]You know, Vinny, not for nothing honey
[02:42.640]You know them shorts you wear everyday? （Sure）
[02:46.410]Yeah, can we retire them and maybe get a different pair of maybe long pants?
[02:51.477]Ain't it chilly?
[02:52.867]Well take a look at your own self
[02:54.360]That mirror's a good thing
[02:55.893]Maybe, take them curlers out of your hair
[02:59.403]put on a little bit of make up
[03:01.571]Listen, the curlers make it poofy, it's a natural look
[03:05.406]And that house coat looks like 1962
[03:08.390]It's a muumuu, it's vintage, okay?
[03:10.609]Oh it's a moo
[03:12.337]Listen, I look natural, like a model in Vogue
[03:17.401]Oh yeah, you're a model? What do you model, gloves?
[03:21.200]Hey!
[03:21.860]I still love you, baby
[03:24.780]Well, I love you too, Vin, oh well, you're my bff
[03:31.203]that's just the way it is
[03:33.517]Big fat what？
[03:35.006]Hahahaha...