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[00:01.74][00:31.41][00:49.23]女：
[00:04.79]做皇帝你在行
[00:07.43]这话说得太荒唐
[00:10.47]什么生意都听过
[00:13.48]没听过皇帝这一行
[00:16.13][00:43.32]男：
[00:19.67]做皇帝要专长
[00:22.49]我做皇帝比人强
[00:25.75]世代祖传有名望
[00:28.48]扮起来准像唐明皇
[00:31.78]唐明皇胡子长
[00:34.50]你齿白唇红嘴上光
[00:37.47]一点都不像唐明皇
[00:40.54]做一个太监倒相当
[00:43.67]难道你见过皇帝的面
[00:46.54]知道皇帝的胡子长
[00:49.78]虽没见过真皇帝
[00:52.63]可见过戏里的唐明皇
[00:55.66]你没有胡子总不像
[00:58.58]只有把假的装一装装一装
[01:24.91]跟我学照我样
[01:30.95]我教你做唐明皇
[01:36.40]皇帝走路要像样
[01:48.91]大摇大摆莫匆忙呀莫匆忙
[02:11.51]做皇帝要端庄
[02:20.47]看人不能太轻狂
[02:26.78]两眼盯着人家望
[02:32.55]不像皇帝像流氓呀像流氓