[00:18.13]I don't go outside
[00:22.71]I just wish I could hide
[00:27.11]I can't sleep at night and there's no end in sight
[00:31.59]to the visions haunting me
[00:37.90]
[00:38.15]I was out with the girls dancing at a club,
[00:40.16]when a guy from behind starts to grind and rub.
[00:42.39]I don't know you, but now I know your size.
[00:44.37]Keep your twig and berries to yourself next time.
[00:46.05]
[00:46.30]The very next day I'm hiking in the woods,
[00:48.14]when a scary looking dude just flashes his goods.
[00:50.27]I scream and run away, but it doesn't end there.
[00:52.42]Later at the beach free willys everywhere.
[00:55.14]
[00:55.39]Boner.
[00:56.29]Erection.
[00:57.41]Woody.
[00:57.86]Hard on ****.
[00:59.20]His bulge is getting bigger.
[01:01.19]He's pitching his tent.
[01:03.09]
[01:03.34]Stiffy.
[01:04.21]Erection.
[01:05.25]The willy that could.
[01:06.96]I don't want to see the outline of your early morning wood.
[01:11.15]
[01:11.40]Keep it in your pants.
[01:12.94]Keep your boner in your pants.
[01:15.27]Your mother would probably agree.
[01:18.95]Just keep it in your pants.
[01:20.95]Keep your boner in your pants.
[01:23.15]It's not something girls want to see.
[01:27.09]
[01:27.34]Timberlake keeps his "**** in a box".
[01:29.33]Athletes have jock straps on their rocks
[01:31.42]Jizzing in his pants is Sandberg's thing.
[01:33.29]But at least he doesn't go around poking with his ding.
[01:35.45]Jay-Z keeps his flowing in jeans.
[01:37.41]Take that **** down if you know what I mean.
[01:39.39]Shakespeare had a cock piece with a lock,
[01:41.31]to keep all the ladies from seeing his (ohh!)
[01:43.22]
[01:43.47]I don't go around showing off my lady bits.
[01:46.87]Cameltoes are not the way to go (to go)
[01:50.87]I keep it classy like a lady.
[01:52.87]Never showing what's down shady.
[01:55.33]You'll never know what's hidden below.
[01:58.94]
[01:59.19]I keep it in my pants.
[02:00.95]Keep my couchie in my pants.
[02:03.33]I know my mama would be proud
[02:07.04]I keep it in my pants.
[02:08.92]Keep my couchie in my pants.
[02:11.31]Let's start by singing outloud.
[02:14.81]
[02:15.06]Keep your boner in your pants.
[02:16.76]Keep your boner in your pants.
[02:19.11]Your mother would probably agree.
[02:23.32]Keep it in your pants.
[02:24.90]Keep your boner in your pants.
[02:27.29]It's not something girls want to see.
[02:31.19]
[02:31.44]Keep it in your pants.
[02:32.89]Keep your boner in your pants.
[02:35.32]Your mother would probably agree.
[02:39.10]Just keep it in your pants.
[02:40.90]Keep your boner in your pans
[02:43.26]It's not something I want to see.
[02:47.34]Boner.