[00:00.10]作曲：周锡汉
[00:01.81]作词：C君
[00:08.61]編曲：周錫漢
[00:10.46]監製：周錫漢/徐浩
[00:16.71]還記得關家姐與友人去PP幫襯
[00:20.17]佢炆　佢忍　佢等咗一陣
[00:23.47]至能　名牌勁掃
[00:27.10]又要即刻封舖　招呼要好
[00:30.95]Sale屎驚佢冇人性關家姐個性　惡頂
[00:35.01]扮巨星效應　太任性
[00:37.40]打俾公司最後決定
[00:40.71]要拒絕佢就算佢隔天寫信complain
[00:46.61]嗱嗱嗱其實冇邊個
[00:48.56]只因我俾公司炒咗
[00:51.06]這關家姐(關家姐)
[00:54.11]誰用心編寫(天天寫)
[00:57.52]這故事娛樂版當冷飯
[00:59.92]炒到冷淡　當做笑料大家高興
[01:04.59]這關家姐(關家姐)
[01:07.79]對報導已經幽過了黙再不苦惱
[01:11.58]要推上報　我就算遙望到
[01:15.93]隨便一笑　當睇不到
[01:21.83]還記得關家姐個趣聞最初都幾過癮
[01:25.38]記者　去邊　去邊都訪問
[01:28.74]答完　回頭又答
[01:32.31]未有C1都有呢一細格
[01:36.11]改編之作網民嘅版本都過百
[01:39.06]泰文　又或英日法　最合拍
[01:42.36]篇文都經過十數年
[01:45.70]昨晚仲有渣記者要whatsapp我回應
[01:51.77]嗱嗱嗱其實冇邊個
[01:53.87]只因我俾公司炒咗
[01:56.27]這關家姐(關家姐)
[01:59.32]誰用心編寫(天天寫)
[02:02.68]這故事娛樂版當冷飯
[02:04.86]炒到冷淡　當做笑料大家高興
[02:09.91]這關家姐(關家姐)
[02:13.01]對報導已經幽過了黙再不苦惱
[02:16.66]要推上報　我就算遙望到
[02:21.07]隨便一笑　當睇不到
[02:27.04]其實我好多新聞　都有叫你開心　不錯
[02:31.44]就當我　譲你快樂過
[02:33.84]「家姐」稱謂我　不必推搪太多
[02:37.29]街中偶遇我　這麼稱呼也可
[02:40.54]誰人來延續這篇潮文誰來談論我
[02:44.29]這關家姐　誰用心編寫
[02:50.46]這故事橋段不再有限
[02:53.01]轉發過萬刷屏炸版又loop幾晚
[02:57.81]這關家姐(關家姐)
[03:00.96]這報導已將整個網絡百科覆蓋
[03:04.57]大家厚愛　我亦會全力愛
[03:09.08]而家姐我　已經睇開