[00:00.000] 作词 : Vegard Ylvisåker/Bård Ylvisåker/Lars Devik/Christian Løchstøer
[00:00.005] 作曲 : Vegard Ylvisåker/Bård Ylvisåker/Lars Devik/Christian Løchstøer
[00:00.10]Tor Kraft - Ylvis （伊尔维萨克兄弟）
[00:00.20]Written by：Vegard Ylvisåker/Bård Ylvisåker/Lars Devik/Christian Løchstøer
[00:00.654]Producer ：Lars Devik/Ylvis
[00:06.704]Shut up and listen I will show you how it's done
[00:09.851]The process with your diving board has already begun
[00:12.776]I can already tell that you're thinking too small
[00:16.387]You need to build big or build nothing at all
[00:19.309]I know it's not politically correct to say
[00:22.599]But diving boards are tiny and well kind of gay
[00:25.964]I won't hear another word about this diving board crap
[00:29.624]Let's build something huge that puts Hamar on the map
[00:32.664]He's the man who makes it bigger
[00:34.560]Tor can make it stronger
[00:36.248]Everything is better with Kraft
[00:39.680]He will use his power
[00:41.223]Maximize the tower Tor Kraft
[00:47.106]Priscilla cup of coffee
[00:49.667]No the small one
[00:50.955]The small one
[00:51.770]Thank you
[00:52.554]You see everything looks better if you maximize
[00:55.674]If you like it then imagine it twice the size
[00:58.970]Let's multiply and magnify and double by ten
[01:02.338]And then triple and quadruple it again and again
[01:05.602]For location I'm thinking in the middle of the lake
[01:09.139]Pointless and expensive and hard to make
[01:12.258]Then we add a bridge built with floating cement
[01:15.657]And then we scale it up 500percent
[01:20.754]He's the man who makes it bigger
[01:22.597]Tor can make it stronger
[01:24.245]Everything is better with Kraft
[01:27.693]Watch him use his power
[01:29.133]To maximize the tower Tor Kraft
[01:34.359]Quiet when he's etching
[01:35.791]Silent when he's sketching
[01:37.495]Genius at work Tor Kraft
[01:41.11]Look he is on fire
[01:42.427]Architect Messiah Tor Kraft
[01:46.760]Yes yes yes I did it
[01:51.401]The tower is finished
[01:54.449]Genius creation
[01:55.720]Diving board sensation
[01:57.391]Lucky thing you chose Tor Kraft
[01:59.575]The tower's finished
[02:00.775]Kraft you need it
[02:02.491]Kraft he makes it
[02:04.163]Kraft
[02:07.35]He's Tor Kraft
[02:07.995]Kraft