[00:00.000] 作曲 : Campbell, Samberg, Schaffer ...
[00:06.814] Imagine in your mind a posh country club
[00:09.988] The stuffy old money where the poor get snubbed
[00:13.807] The spread is bland sauerkraut and boiled goose
[00:17.203] There's no way these people will ever cut loose
[00:20.595] But then I walk in the room, hold my boombox high
[00:24.191] And what happened next, will blow your mind
[00:28.114] Everything got outta control
[00:31.134] The music was so entrancing
[00:34.994] Everyone got out on the floor
[00:37.901] It was a bunch of old white people dancing
[00:41.566] Now, picture if you will a bunch of businessmen
[00:45.026] Stuffed in the boardroom like pigs in a pen
[00:48.534] The ties around the necks are like a hangman's noose
[00:51.875] In the middle of the table, there's a boiled goose
[00:55.260] The old people smell makes you want to puke in the sink
[00:58.750] These dudes'll never dance, yeah, that's what you think
[01:02.667] I stride in the room all young and hip
[01:05.987] Hold up my boombox and say, "listen to this! "
[01:09.775] Then everyone started to move
[01:12.828] People rejoiced instead of financing
[01:16.845] Your preconceived notions were shattered
[01:19.988] By the super old white people dancing
[01:23.847] The big apple, where people never dance
[01:27.532] Spirits go down while profits expand
[01:31.119] The cops or the dealers, who's got the juice
[01:34.426] The street benders peddling their boiled goose
[01:37.652] So many types of people will never get along
[01:41.193] Till I bust out my boombox and play this song
[01:44.564] The music washed away all the hate
[01:47.997] And society started advancing
[01:51.716] Every demographic was represented
[01:54.775] It was a rainbow coalition of dancing
[01:58.899] Whoa!
[02:01.951] Everyone was wearing fingerless gloves
[02:05.861] Whoaaaah!
[02:08.816] I saw a spanish guy doing the bartman
[02:13.105] Transport now to an old folks home
[02:15.950] Where the elderly are tossed on their brittle bones
[02:19.579] The orderlies are stealing there's no excuse
[02:22.859] Everyday for lunch they eat boiled goose
[02:26.476] So I grabbed my boombox and hit the turbo bass
[02:29.950] And what happened next was a total disgrace
[02:33.886] Everybody started having ***
[02:36.931] The music was way too powerful
[02:40.375] A bunch of old people ******* like rabbits
[02:43.675] It was disgusting to say the least
[02:47.921] Oh! A boombox can change the world
[02:50.638] You gotta know your limits with a boombox
[02:54.724] This was a cautionary tale
[02:58.349] A boombox is not a toy!!!