[00:00.000] 作词 : T. Williams/Akiva Schaffer/Jorma Taccone/Andrew Samberg
[00:00.000] 作曲 : T. Williams/Akiva Schaffer/Jorma Taccone/Andrew Samberg
[00:00.00]Japan （本）-The Lonely Island
[00:03.101]Whoa
[00:04.926]I can't believe we're in Japan
[00:07.885]Look at all the lights
[00:09.548]The food
[00:10.610]The people
[00:12.236]Wow
[00:13.548]We're three cool white friends in Japan （Japan ）
[00:19.258]We've never been to Japan
[00:21.114]So we wrote a song about the three of us in Japan
[00:25.338]And our label has to pay for it
[00:27.508]Here we are at our five star hotel
[00:30.466]The one from LOST IN TRANSLATION （In Japan ）
[00:33.900]The views are amazing
[00:35.508]And their champagne waiting
[00:37.140]Because that's how we wrote it （Yummy ）
[00:40.348]And now the label has to pay for the video （yay ）
[00:43.725]And pay for everything that we say （no matter what ）
[00:47.301]For example I'll be getting a massage right now
[00:50.517]And I'll be drinking some sake （So expensive ）（Who cares ）
[00:54.597]Here we are at the most expensive sushi restaurant in Japan （mmm ）
[00:59.372]And now we're at Tokyo Disneyland
[01:02.460]And now we're in Hawaii for one random shot that our label has to pay for
[01:07.284]Cause we're three cool white friends in Japan （In Asia ）
[01:12.908]The fact that we're white isn't why we're friends
[01:16.04]But we are white and we're friends （In Japan）
[01:21.300]At this point in the video we'll be super drunk （WEEEE ）
[01:24.772]Standing near some kind of Dragon
[01:27.284]And then we'll buy some stinky used girls panties
[01:30.692]Out of one of those pervert vending machines
[01:34.716]Now we've seen sumo wrestling live
[01:38.316]Unless we get dropped by our label
[01:40.916]Cause we're three white douchebags in Japan （That's us ）
[01:46.290]It's all part of our master plan
[01:48.740]To get some much needed R&R
[01:51.92]At the expense of Universal Records
[01:55.252]Wow Look at all this Japanese money
[01:57.700]It's called Yen
[01:58.738]I heard it's worth more than American money
[02:00.892]Let's dump it in the river
[02:02.885]（phone rings）
[02:03.869]Moshi Moshi
[02:05.21]Guys it's the label
[02:06.293]This video's really expensive and-
[02:07.565]BYE
[02:08.829]Pokemon
[02:10.453]Dump it in the River
[02:12.147]Our rental car
[02:13.533]Dump it in the River
[02:15.372]This old guy
[02:16.900]Dump him in the river
[02:18.756]And now we're flying home first class