[00:09.87]Finest girl I ever met in my whole life
[00:12.55]Wanted to take her home, make her my wife
[00:15.22]Knew she was a freak when she started talking
[00:17.68]She said, "**** me like we ****** Bin Laden"(ooh woah)
[00:20.70]That girl was freak
[00:23.78]She said she wanted me to **** her harder then the military
[00:27.75]****** Bin Laden
[00:30.37]**** Bin Laden
[00:32.76]**** Bin Laden
[00:34.56]She wanted to **** me harder then the US government
[00:37.71]****** Bin Laden
[00:39.84]She was a freaky kind of girl
[00:41.25]Kept up with current events from all around the world
[00:43.94]More specifically one event
[00:45.78]The time Osama Bin Laden got shot in the head
[00:48.34]She said "Do me like that"
[00:49.72]But I couldn't track the metaphor
[00:50.98]That said I can see you horny like a stegasaur
[00:53.58]That said again your request is so irregular
[00:55.91]She put on a beard, I started looking at the exit door
[00:58.84]Then a turban
[00:59.51]Then a tunic
[01:00.37]She said "Invade my cave with your special unit"
[01:02.83]I said "He wasn't in a cave", but there was no stopping
[01:05.26]She demanded that I **** her like we
[01:07.00]****** Bin Laden
[01:09.13]**** Bin Laden
[01:11.47]**** Bin Laden
[01:13.06]She wanted to **** me harder then the US government
[01:16.37]****** Bin Laden
[01:18.44]This girl requested intercourse to bring her to climax
[01:23.05]With the clinical efficiency of the assassination of Bin Laden
[01:28.08]You're harboring a fugitive(That ass)
[01:30.19]My justice will be punitive (Imma smash)
[01:32.48]Night-vision, they can see us through my go-pro
[01:34.87]She tried to negotiate, I said thats a no-no
[01:37.13]Now I'm creeping in her bed room like go-go
[01:39.51]She tells me to go low then looks down and tells me that I gotta
[01:42.22]"Terrorize that *****"
[01:43.86]"Gotta terrorize that *****"
[01:46.52]So I did it, improvised some crazy ****
[01:48.90]Seal Team 69 ***ecuting the hit
[01:51.31]She said "Now you've finished me off, throw my body in the ocean"
[01:54.24]I yell "Geronimo" and took some pictures for posting
[01:56.56]The President called, he said "Congratulations Conner"
[01:58.86]I said "Mr. President to what do I owe this honor?"
[02:01.16]He said "Come give me the deets in the White House Garden, I gots to know how you ****** her like we
[02:05.12]****** Bin Laden"
[02:07.34]**** Bin Laden
[02:09.65]**** Bin Laden
[02:11.17]I still can't say that I see the appeal, but she wanted me to **** her like we ****** Bin Laden
[02:15.88]Ohh this girl insisted that that the way we did it was merciless and exact
[02:20.41]Just like the now world famous attack that ******
[02:24.40]Osama Bin Laden
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