[00:01.20]Ahoy everybody! SpongeBob here!
[00:04.15]Christmas needs presents and mistletoe, sharing and caring
[00:08.80]So during this most festive season, please, don't be a jerk
[00:15.20]Bring joy to the world, it's the thing to do
[00:18.80]But the world does not revolve around you
[00:21.50]Don't be a jerk
[00:26.18]It's Christmas
[00:29.80]There's a sign above the line that says \"Express\"
[00:32.92]That means ten items or less
[00:35.92]Don't be a jerk
[00:40.50]It's Christmas
[00:44.10]Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too
[00:47.92]Cuz that's how you'd like them to treat you
[00:51.95]Use turn signals, don't screen my calls
[00:54.87]Don't you wreck my house when you deck the halls
[01:00.40]Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe
[01:03.93]Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube
[01:06.75]Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
[01:11.25]It's Christmas
[01:13.90]It's Christmas！
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[01:29.10]When others are talking never interrupt
[01:32.70]Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up
[01:36.43]It's the time for family and holly and turkey
[01:40.42]Tis the season to be jolly not jerky (jolly not jerky)
[01:45.62]Don't dig in the cereal box for goodness sakes
[01:49.20]Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes
[01:51.48]Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
[01:56.35]It's Christmas
[01:59.95]Santa brought nearly every gift on your list
[02:03.59]Why whine about the one that he missed?
[02:05.95]Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
[02:10.65]It's Christmas
[02:12.48]It's Christmas！
[02:13.75]Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
[02:17.68]It's Christmas
[02:20.53]Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
[02:25.12]It's Christmas