[00:00.000][Verse 1]
[00:00.856]Good evening
[00:01.818]Do not attempt to adjust your radio, there is nothing wrong
[00:05.617]We have taken control as to bring you this special show
[00:09.018]We will return it to you as soon as you are grooving
[00:12.273]Welcome to station W-E-F-U-N-K, better known as We-Funk
[00:17.941]Or deeper still, the Mothership Connection
[00:20.873]Home of the extraterrestrial brothers
[00:23.288]Dealers of funky music
[00:25.312]P.Funk, uncut funk, the bomb
[00:29.739]Coming to you directly from the Mothership
[00:32.016]Top of the Chocolate Milky Way, 500,000 kilowatts of P. Funk-power
[00:36.838]So kick back, dig, while we do it to you in your eardrums
[00:40.264]And me? I'm known as Lollipop Man, alias the Long-Haired Sucker
[00:43.704]My motto is:
[00:44.387][Hook 1]
[00:44.604]Make my funk the P. Funk
[00:47.300]I want my funk uncut
[00:50.121]Make my funk the P. Funk
[00:52.767]I wants to get funked up
[00:55.507]I want the bomb
[00:56.847]I want the P.Funk
[00:58.005]I want my funk uncut
[01:01.051]Make my funk the P. Funk
[01:03.647]I wants to get funked up
[01:06.028][Verse 2]
[01:06.210]W-E-F-U-N-K, y'all
[01:08.414]Now this is what I want you all to do:
[01:11.064]If you got faults, defects or shortcomings
[01:13.404]You know, like arthritis, rheumatism or migraines
[01:16.204]Whatever part of your body it is
[01:18.012]I want you to lay it on your radio, let the vibes flow through
[01:21.527]Funk not only moves, it can re-move, dig?
[01:25.635]The desired effect is what you get
[01:27.779]When you improve your interplanetary funksmanship
[01:30.842]Sir Lollipop Man! Chocolate coated, freaky and habit forming
[01:37.237]Doin' it to you in 3D
[01:39.174]So groovy that I dig me
[01:41.886]Once upon a time called Now
[01:44.620]Somebody say, "Is there funk after death?"
[01:47.017]I say, "Is heaven up?"
[01:48.786]Yeah, P. Funk
[01:51.201][Hook 1]
[01:51.340]Make my funk the P. Funk
[01:53.639]I want my funk uncut
[01:56.454]Make my funk the P. Funk
[01:58.996]I wants to get funked up
[02:01.805]I want the bomb
[02:02.786]I want the P.Funk
[02:04.442]I want my funk uncut
[02:07.235]Make my funk the P. Funk
[02:09.873]I wants to get funked up
[02:12.385][Hook 2]
[02:12.579]Make my funk the P. Funk
[02:15.348]I want my funk uncut
[02:18.205]Make my funk the P. Funk
[02:20.911]I wants to get funked up
[02:23.447]I want the bomb
[02:24.768]I want the P. Funk
[02:26.070]Don't want my funk stepped on
[02:28.919]Make my funk the P. Funk
[02:31.821]Before I take it home
[02:34.068][Verse 3]
[02:34.313]Yeah, I dig
[02:40.487]Let me put my sunglasses on
[02:43.467]That's the law around here, you got to wear your sunglasses
[02:46.859]So you can feel cool
[02:49.775]Gangsta lean, y'all should dig my sun-rooftop
[02:58.028]Well, alright. Hey I was diggin' on y'all's funk for awhile
[03:01.187]Sounds like it got a three on it though, to me
[03:04.207]Then I was down south and I heard some funk with some Main Ingredients
[03:07.539]Like Doobie Brothers, Blue Magic, David Bowie
[03:10.606]It was cool, but can you imagine Doobie in your funk? Ho
[03:16.101]W-E-F-U-N-K, we funk
[03:19.281][Hook 2]
[03:19.511]Make my funk the P. Funk
[03:21.435]I want my funk uncut
[03:24.304]Make my funk the P. Funk
[03:26.928]I wants to get funked up
[03:29.673]I want the bomb
[03:30.687]I want the P. Funk
[03:32.318]Don't want my funk stepped on
[03:35.067]Make my funk the P. Funk
[03:37.582]Before I take it home
[03:38.551]Home of the extraterrestrial brothers
[03:45.671]Gettin' deep
[03:52.163]Once upon a time called Right Now
[04:01.802]Ain't it funky now
[04:13.181]Far 'round
[04:17.192]Hey, doin' it to ya in the earhole
[04:24.561][Hook 2]
[04:24.805]Make my funk the P. Funk
[04:26.818]I want my funk uncut
[04:29.240]Make my funk the P. Funk
[04:32.969]I wants to get funked up
[04:35.005]I want the bomb
[04:35.995]I want the P. Funk
[04:37.800]Don't want my funk stepped on
[04:40.319]Make my funk the P. Funk
[04:42.910]Before I take it home
[05:14.954]We're not leavin' y'all
[05:16.058]I want you all to stay tuned for Starchild
[05:18.818][Hook 2]
[05:19.001]Make my funk the P. Funk
[05:20.916]I want my funk uncut
[05:23.962]Make my funk the P. Funk
[05:26.715]I wants to get funked up
[05:29.333]I want the bomb
[05:30.657]I want the P. Funk
[05:32.074]Don't want my funk stepped on
[05:35.553]Make my funk the P. Funk
[05:39.043]Before I take it home
[05:44.518]Don't stop, get down
[05:49.167]Talk
[05:54.858]Blow your horn
[06:10.022]P-you
[06:16.793]Wants to get funked up
[06:33.538]Well, alright
[06:34.429][Hook 1]
[06:34.758]Make my funk the P. Funk
[06:37.454]I want my funk uncut
[06:40.263]Make my funk the P. Funk
[06:43.000]I wants to get funked up
[06:45.602]I want the bomb
[06:46.833]I want the P.Funk
[06:48.328]I want my funk uncut
[06:51.273]Make my funk the P. Funk
[06:53.887]I wants to get funked up
[06:56.069][Hook 2]
[06:56.352]Make my funk the P. Funk
[06:59.240]I want my funk uncut
[07:01.997]Make my funk the P. Funk
[07:04.673]I wants to get funked up
[07:07.305]I want the bomb
[07:08.500]I want the P. Funk
[07:10.152]Don't want my funk stepped on
[07:12.738]Make my funk the P. Funk
[07:15.779]Before I take it home
[07:20.946]