[00:15.27]Been away for college was the baddest geek around
[00:18.75]He's been doing everything but make his parents proud
[00:22.36]He tried his best to study hard but still he got too drunk
[00:26.11]Won lots of beer pong tournaments but still he had to flunk
[00:29.73]His ex girlfriend got a girlfriend
[00:33.55]His barbie tried a female ken
[00:37.09]But when the white ball hits the red cup
[00:40.84]He's the baddest ****** in the frat club
[00:53.08]Then he does the pong dance
[00:57.67]The the the the pong dance
[01:18.81]He'd never touched a cigarette but tried to smoke a joint
[01:22.45]He coughed and soon he felt regret just screaming what's the point
[01:26.16]And every time he saw this girl his face would turn to red
[01:29.96]Even though he told the guys he got her into bed
[01:33.31]But when you see him at the table
[01:37.06]He turns out to be rather stable
[01:40.77]And when the white ball hits the red cup
[01:44.41]He's the baddest ****** in the frat club
[01:50.73]Then he does the pong dance
[02:22.55]Then he does the pong dance