Holy Horses**t, Batman!!
Holy Horses**t Batman -Gym Class Heroes
She reached her hand out with a pamphlet
And I politely said "No Mam"
I mean no disrespect
And I apologize if this ****s up your program
You tell me I'm gonna burn for lying
But the heat can turn water to wine
Well if there's a hell below
Then we're all gonna be just fine
So there I stood six feet in sin
A walking contradiction
But am I wrong for posing question
Or am I just another lost soul searching
Then she gave me a look so unchristian
And told she'd pray for my children
I said "So holy you'll probably out-live me
But if I bought a Jesus piece he'd forgive me "
Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky's a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me
You won't save me don't pray for me
Now I've never been religious
I'm just a big fan of logistics
And if it makes sense then I'm all for it
I even pray if the situation calls for it
Somebody asked me if I believe in miracles
I try to answer without sounding satirical
I'm 3years past my expiration
And yet I'm still fresher than a newborn
So I guess that's my explanation
But it's safe to say I've never seen a unicorn
And I never chase rainbows
But I hear the devil wears designer clothes
So does God have a favourite brand
And for that matter is he even a man
And will I go to hell for even saying that
Only time will tell I'm just relaying facts
Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky's a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me
You won't save me don't pray for me
Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky's a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me
You won't save me don't pray for me
Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky's a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me
You won't save me don't pray for me