[00:00.000] 作词 : Stephen Schwartz
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Stephen Schwartz
[00:02.22]Whenever I see someone
[00:04.54]Less fortunate than I
[00:06.83](And let's face it - who isn't
[00:09.32]Less fortunate than I?)
[00:11.42]My tender heart
[00:12.64]Tends to start to bleed
[00:15.50]And when someone needs a makeover
[00:17.24]I simply have to take over
[00:18.95]I know, I know exactly what they need
[00:25.34]And even in your case
[00:28.76]Though it's the toughest case I've yet to face
[00:33.32]Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed
[00:38.85]Follow my lead
[00:41.79]And yes, indeed
[00:45.36]You will BE
[00:50.50]Popular
[00:52.23]You're gonna be popular!
[00:54.85]I'll teach you the proper poise when you talk to boys
[00:58.27]Little ways to flirt and flounce ooh
[01:00.57]I'll show you what shoes to wear
[01:02.39]How to fix your hair
[01:04.11]Everything that really counts
[01:06.31]To be popular
[01:08.41]I'll help you be popular!
[01:11.11]You'll hang with the right cohorts
[01:13.17]You'll be good at sports
[01:14.57]Know the slang you've got to know
[01:17.24]So let's start
[01:18.16]'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go:
[01:23.22]Don't be offended by my frank analysis
[01:25.74]Think of it as personality dialysis
[01:28.70]Now that I've chosen to become a pal, a
[01:30.82]Sister and adviser
[01:32.46]There's nobody wiser
[01:33.79]Not when it comes to popular -
[01:36.93]I know about popular
[01:39.52]And with an assist from me
[01:41.55]To be who you'll be
[01:43.35]Instead of dreary who-you-were?€"well are!
[01:45.87]There's nothing that can stop you
[01:47.39]From becoming popular - lar
[01:50.60]La la, la la
[01:57.24]We're gonna make you popular
[02:02.34]When I see depressing creatures
[02:05.10]With unprepossessing features
[02:07.68]I remind them on their own behalf
[02:11.17]To think of
[02:13.20]Celebrated heads of state or
[02:15.83]Specially great communicators
[02:18.95]Did they have brains or knowledge?
[02:21.36]Don't make me laugh! Ha, ha!
[02:23.50]They were popular! Please -
[02:25.71]It's all about popular!
[02:28.39]It's not about aptitude
[02:30.40]It's the way you're viewed
[02:31.89]So it's very shrewd to be
[02:34.84]Very very popular
[02:36.93]Like me! (Ahh!)
[02:41.29]Why, Miss Elphaba, look at you. You're beautiful.
[02:49.61]I... I have to go:
[02:53.36]You're welcome
[02:55.76]And though you protest
[02:58.52]Your disinterest
[03:01.58]I know clandestinely
[03:08.18]You're gonna grin and bear it
[03:09.61]Your new found popularity - hah!
[03:13.60]La la la la
[03:17.80]You'll be popular -
[03:19.21]Just not quite as popular
[03:22.89]As me!