You\'re So London
 作曲 : K. Welch/M. Nichols
You do! You do!
I don’t I don’t I really don’t!
Oh I don’t know…
You are so elegant so ladylike…
C: You're so London, you're so Kensington Garden
And I'm so San Antone...
C: You're so harp strings, you're so chamber ensemble
And I'm so saxophone...
C: You're so kippers, so caviar, and I'm so liverwurst...
C: You're so Shakespeare, so Bernard Shaw
And I'm so Fannie Hurst!
J: Fannie who? Fanny?
C: You're so Harpers, you're so Manchester Guardian
And I'm so Daily News..
C: You're so white pumps, you're so pink satin slippers
And I'm so army shoes! Wherever you go, you belong...
J: Oh Carol, you're wrong, wrong, wrong...
You're so hi there, you're so put-her-there-partner!
And I'm so how d'ya do...
You're so pogo! You're so Pop-eye, and peanuts
And I'm so Winnie-the-Pooh...
You're root beer! You're ginger ale!
And I'm so lemon squash...
You're so 'oh, hey bud, where's the ladies room?
And I'm so 'may I wash...?'
You're so Mermen, you're so Rosalind Russell,
And I'm so Deborah Kerr...
C: Oh I love her!
J: You're so 4H! You're so SPCA! And I'm oh, so DAR....!
Wherever you go, you belong...
C: No, you're wrong, wrong, wrong!
You're so Pall Mall! You're so Benson & Hedges!
J: I don't smoke!
C: And I'm so corn-cob pipe...
J: (spoken) You shouldn't either...
C: D'you know what it's like going through life

Looking like a corn-cob pipe? Let me tell you
J: Oh, don’t be silly! You're coyote!
J: And prairie dog! (Carol howls)
And I'm so birds and bees...
C: You're so dirndls and petticoats!
And I'm so PVDs...!
Face it, Julie, you are HEAVEN!
You know what you are, you're Christmas!
And cotton-candy. And carnivals!（oh！）
C: You're a little girl in her first prom dress, tripping
down the stairs on her first date with stars in her eyes!
J: Wait a minute, you know what you are?
You're hayrides, you're Halloween!（Halloween?）
You're firecrackers on the fourth of July!
You're a little boy at his first ball game,
Waving his pennant in the breeze...
erm...you're our boys overseas!
Both: So.....we'll be partners!
We’ll be hotdogs and mustard, a twosome, a duet!
We'll be buddies, just like Huntley and Brinkley, we're...
Carol: ...Andrews...
Julie: ...and Burnett!
Both: Wherever we go we belong, we belong
We belong....together!