You Turn Me On I'm A Radio (LP Version)
If you're driving into town with a dark cloud above you
Dial in the number who's bound to love you
Oh honey you turn me on, I'm a radio “
I'm a country station, I'm a little bit corny “
I'm a wild flower, waiting for you “
I'm a broadcasting tower waving for you “
And I'm sending you out this signal here “
I hope you can pick it up loud and clear “
I know you don't like weak women you get bored so quick “
And you don't like strong women 'cause they're hip to your tricks “
It's been dirty for dirty down the line “
But you know I come when you whistle “
And you're loving and kind “
If you've got too many doubts “
If there's no good reception for me then tune me out “
'Cause honey who needs the static？it hurts the head “
And you wind up cracking and the day goes dismal “
From breakfast Barney to the sign-off prayer “
What a sorry face you get to wear “
I'm going to tell you again now if you're still listening there “
If you're driving into town with a dark cloud above you “
Dial in the number who's bound to love you “
If you're lying on the beach with the transistor going “
Kick off the sand flies honey the love's still flowing “
If your head says forget it but your heart's still smoking “
Call me at the station the lines are open “