[00:13.886]I make a date for golf,
[00:20.984]and you can bet your life it rains.
[00:26.159]I try to give a party,
[00:30.496]and the guy upstairs complains.
[00:36.411]I guess I'll go through life,
[00:40.156]just catching colds and missing trains.
[00:47.836]Everything happens to me.
[00:57.181]I never missed a thing.
[01:02.204]I've had the measles and the mumps.
[01:08.515]And every time I play an ace,
[01:13.523]my partner always trumps.
[01:21.635]I guess I'm just a fool,
[01:26.063]who never looks before she jumps.
[01:34.599]Everything happens to me.
[01:44.793]At first,I thought that you could break this jinx for me，
[01:54.001]that you could turn the trick to end despair.
[02:02.375]But I can't fool this foolish heart that thinks for me.
[02:13.190]So I've mortgaged all my castles in the air.
[02:27.333]I've telegraphed and phoned,
[02:33.692]sent an air mail special too.
[02:38.609]Your answer was goodbye and there was even postage due.
[02:50.749]I fell in love just once,
[02:56.919]and then it had to be with you.
[03:05.267]Everything happens to me.
[03:14.568]Everything happens to me.